Just When You Think You Have Seen It All

Yes, it obnoxiously comes with a hand pump so if your friends don’t get it the first time you can pump up the volume a little bit and watch their jaws drop!

Yes, it obnoxiously comes with a hand pump so if your friends don’t get it the first time you can pump up the volume a little bit and watch their jaws drop!

Traditionally, Halloween costumes were scary and frightful as they were actually designed to ward off evil spirits.  As the years have gone by, however, Halloween has evolved quite a bit.  Nowadays, it’s commonplace to see just about anything costume-wise out there on Halloween, including some get ups that are very unique as well as bizarre.  If you are a more conventional costumer, don’t worry–you will definitely be in good company this Halloween.  IF, however you feel like stepping out of the box (just a little) you might want to get a load of some of these:

 

Skeleboner Costume :  Even if you are fairly conservative, you might actually get away with this look because at first glance, it just looks like a really cool skeleton costume.  On closer inspection, however, the addition of a lower appendage to this bag of bones is going to get you a definite double take.  Yes, it obnoxiously comes with a hand pump so if your friends don’t get it the first time you can pump up the volume a little bit and watch their jaws drop!

 

Virgin Mary Costume:  Nothing says Halloween like the Virgin
Mother of Jesus Christ, right?  If your party needs a little spiritual overhaul, perhaps this costume is worth considering.

 

Kiss-Tiny Demon Costume:  Every small child’s dream on Halloween–to go trick or treating with a giant tongue that would even make Gene Simmons jealous.  There is nothing like a 2-year old running around with the sign of the horns to make your Halloween extra creepy!

... because in this get up, you are going to surely be the saggiest, baggiest hag ever.

... because in this get up, you are going to surely be the saggiest, baggiest hag ever.

Mummy’s Boy Costume:  If you are one, you probably know it.  On the off chance your mommy isn’t available to attend your planned Halloween gig, here’s a sure-fire way to bring her along and dress as the little child that you really are at the same time. 

 

Love Boat’s Julie McCoy Costume:  Guaranteed to have people questioning you all night as to ‘who or what you are’–have your best lines ready.  “Shut up or swim” comes to mind.  Or just welcome them aboard the ship bound for true ‘love’.

 

Man Eating Shark Costume:  This one is especially clever when worn by a woman.  Hey, it happens–a beautiful girl leads a guy on, acts all sweet and nice, makes him feel like she really like him–then bam! It’s over.  She’s a man-eater! Not sure that was the intent the costume designer had in mind, but if the shark fits–wear it.

 

Droopers Costume:  Your purpose in life may just be to make all women in the room feel sexy and beautiful–because in this get up, you are going to surely be the saggiest, baggiest hag ever.   If this costume is your destiny–by all means fulfill it. 

 

 

No matter what your Halloween dreams are–go out and make them all come true.  With these costumes you can have some serious fun while you’re at it, too.

Outrageous Home Made Costumes

Every year around this time we start to see photos of some pretty outrageous costumes floating around the internet. And while most of these costumes appear to be home made, there’s some we’re sure that are professionally created. Being the costume aficionados we are, we naturally like to collect these photos and share them with our readers. So here we go. Our first installment of some of the more interesting, clever and downright bizarre costumes we’ve seen thus far this Halloween season. Stay tuned for more . . .

Celebrity Inspired Wigs

Lady Gaga is infamous for having had many elaborate, shocking as well as avant-garde hairstyles

Think about it, as far back as Cleopatra, people have become infamous for distinctive hair.  Thousands of years ago, just as it is today, hair was dyed, curled and styled in elaborate hairdo’s that represented the fashion and the culture of the time period.  Some of these hair looks would forever be indelibly etched into history.  Even now, you can’t think of certain celebrities without imagining the haircut or hairstyle that went along with them.  Audrey Hepburn, Farrah Fawcett, Jennifer Aniston or even Ariel, Disney’s popular animated red-head mermaid are all well known personalities that had hair that was legendary.  If you are trying to recreate a hot celebrity look this Halloween, getting the hair look just right is going to be a critical part of your costume.  Our collection of celebrity-inspired wigs is going to go a long way in getting the hair exactly perfect.  Here are some ideas to get you started:

 

Katy Perry:  When Katy Perry wore a bright blue wig to the 2010 MTV movie awards, she admitted that she was paying a bit of homage to the Smurfs movie that she was starring in, as she was playing the role of “Smurfette.”   Whether you just want to dress a bit bold like Katy Perry, or you have a thing for the Smurfs yourself, our sassy (as well as very blue) wig is the perfect way to get a modern, sexy, get-you-noticed look for your ultimate Halloween costume. 

 

Lady Gaga:  Lady Gaga is infamous for having had many elaborate, shocking as well as avant-garde hairstyles throughout her career.  Ms. Gaga’s hair has been coiffed like bows, buttons, and tousled poufs as well as dyed bright yellow.  Undoubtedly, there will never be a single hairdo that you can attach to this pop star chameleon, but our Lady Gaga wigs cover a wide enough range so that you can pick your favorite look to accentuate your costume.  You can even use our Greaser wig as an option if you want to dress up as Lady Gaga’s famous male alter ego, Jo Calderone.  No matter which wig look you choose, these wigs are really worth going Gaga for.

 

Whether you are a Jersey Shore fan or not, this cast of characters has made their mark on media and their looks are undeniably ‘out there’.

Whether you are a Jersey Shore fan or not, this cast of characters has made their mark on media and their looks are undeniably ‘out there’.

Jersey Shore:  Whether you are a Jersey Shore fan or not, this cast of characters has made their mark on media and their looks are undeniably ‘out there’.  If you want a hilarious celebrity-inspired costume idea, dressing up as one of the Jersey Shore’s hot, tan as well as crazy cast members is going to get you lots of attention.  Having the hair just right will help you get your point across.  From Pauli D’s perfect slicked back hair, to Snooki’s sleek long locks with a perfectly placed beehive bump, these wig looks are the perfect compliment to your ‘guido’ or ‘guidette’ Jersey shore ensemble.

 

Justin Bieber: If you are looking to make teenage girls swoon or just make fun of those that do, you simply gotta have the right “do”.  This style has brought hair infamy to good ol’ Justin and the look can be yours, too, quite simply with this Tween Dream Wig.  This Halloween there is likely to be at least one less lonely girl when you take your pop star icon look to the stage with this perfectly coifed, Bieber-ish wig along with your best rendition of “Baby”. 

 

No matter what your pop star or celebrity dreams are this Halloween, get the hairstyles just right and you will be well on your way to pulling off the perfect costume look while portraying your favorite popular personality. 

Top 10 List of Halloween Safety Tips

Our list of the top 10 Halloween safety tips. Get your costumes and treat bags ready, it’s time to rock this Halloween gig! Have fun and be safe! 

Our list of the top 10 Halloween safety tips. Get your costumes and treat bags ready, it’s time to rock this Halloween gig! Have fun and be safe!

Zoinks!  Halloween is almost here! As we near the home stretch into our favorite spooky holiday, you probably are busily planning your costume choices as well as lots of exciting activities for the night.  These likely include parties and/or trick or treating!  In order to make your Halloween the most fun ever, here is our list of top 10 Halloween safety tips to ensure that your Halloween is not only thrilling and exciting but is enjoyed completely without a hitch!

Eat!  Having a hearty as well as filling meal before you send your kids out for trick or treating is important.  First of all, you do not want the kids to be hungry, thus tempted to dip into their stash while they are out going house to house collecting candy.  Secondly, it’s a long evening for you as well–avoid all temptations by making a simple yet filling meal before the evening festivities begin.  Crockpot dinners or a pot of hearty soup are both great ideas for pre-Halloween meals. 

Wear it Safe: Have a ‘try-on’ night a few nights before Halloween to ensure that costumes fit correctly.  Hem any long skirts or fabrics that may be potential trip hazards.  Make sure that any props that are being used (plastic knives, swords, etc.) don’t have any sharp or jagged edges that may be harmful even if they are made of plastic.  Make sure that masks (if worn) fit your child’s head properly.  It may be a good idea to avoid the use of masks with very young children as sometimes if they don’t fit precisely right it can make it hard to see properly.

Light your way: Make sure you can see as well as be seen!  Having a costume that is made out of some reflective fabric is obviously a great idea but if this isn’t possible you can easily add reflective tape to costumes so you can become more visible at night.  Glow sticks or neck rings are a fun addition to some costume choices and will help increase your visibility.  Make sure and carry a flashlight with fresh batteries inside to light your way. 

Let’s talk about it: Talk about the trick or treating route with your kids, even if you plan on being with them.  There is nothing worse than that sinking feeling of looking up and not seeing your child in a virtual sea of costumed kids.  If your child is older and trick or treating with his friends, have a clear understanding of where his intended route is going to be and make sure he sticks to it.  If your child has a cell phone, make sure that she touches base with you at predetermined intervals.

Don’t touch that! Have a clear understanding with your child that no treats are to be eaten until you’ve had a chance to look them over and inspect them carefully.  When you do look at your child’s goody bag, (aside from sneaking one or two of your favorites), throw out anything that looks like it’s not wrapped correctly.  When in doubt, throw it out! 

Don’t even go there:  Have ‘the talk’ with your child before they head out and make sure that they understand that under no circumstances are they to enter anyone’s home or car.  Explain to them that you would never ask someone to come and pick them up; if this is a possibility have a code word that only you and your child know that must be spoken in case of an emergency.  Have them always use caution around strangers that might be out and about as well.  Always make sure your child trick or treats in a group, no child should ever trick or treat alone. 

Things that might bite:  No we’re not talking about vampires here.  Sometimes people dress up their dogs and take them out trick or treating with their kids, so seeing dogs out on Halloween would not be unusual.  Use caution around dogs that you are unfamiliar with.  If you yourself have dogs, be sure they are in a safe place so that when the trick or treaters come to your door they don’t get overly excited and accidentally bite someone.  With all the crazy costumes and the constant bustle at the front door, even the most docile dogs can get confused and/or agitated so use caution.  It’s best to keep your animals away from the front door if at all possible.

Rules of the Road 101:  It’s important to go over some basic rules of the road with your child.  Never dart out into the street in between cars as drivers can’t see kids from behind the cars and reacting quickly is often impossible.  Cross the streets at intersections only and assume that drivers can’t see you.  Wait until crossing the street can be done safely.  Make sure your flashlight is on and fully illuminated but don’t shine it directly at those that are driving.

Home safety:  It’s important to get your home ready to have trick or treaters come to your door as well.  If you are setting Jack-o-Lanterns out in the front of your home, try to avoid using real candles if at all possible.  Battery-operated, LED lights that flicker just like candles are a great alternative to light your pumpkins and look just like the real thing without any of the fire danger.  Make sure your front entry is well lit and that there is nothing that might be tripped on such as hoses on your front walk.

Group project: Trick or treating is much more fun as well as much safer when done as a group.  Get together with some other parent’s from your neighborhood or your kids school and plan to trick or treat en masse.  Stick to familiar neighborhoods that you know well and do not trick or treat houses that are not lit.  Tell your kids that dark houses means ‘do not enter’.  Some communities have shopping malls or retail centers that welcome trick or treaters as another option to going door to door which can be a fun alternative if homes in your area are widely spread out.

All right, troops–there you have it, our top 10 list of safety tips to help make your Halloween safe, sane as well as fun.  Get your costumes and treat bags ready, it’s time to rock this Halloween gig!  Have fun and be safe! 

Last Minute Costume Ideas

Did you procrastinate thinking about your Halloween costume until the last minute again?  Or perhaps you weren’t planning on dressing up this year, but something suddenly came up and that something requires wearing a Halloween costume?  These types of circumstances can cause some justifiable panic as no one wants to embarrass himself, especially if your friends are typically Halloween costume overachievers.  All is not lost, however, here are a few ideas you can throw together quickly with stuff you probably have around the house to create a very acceptable costume solution!

 

Mummy:  Take an old white sheet or some inexpensive muslin and tear it into long strips along the grain.  Wrap yourself carefully from head to toe in these strips leaving your face area open.  Use dark makeup around your eyes and pale make up on your face.  This is a pretty easy and inexpensive Mummy costume that can be put together rather simply.  If you are completely desperate, you can use toilet paper to create your mummy look.  Be prepared, however as you are likely to be picked on, as well as borrowed from all night.

 

Sock Wench:  Remember that evil conniving wench that mysteriously steals one of each pair of socks from your laundry each week?  Become her for Halloween.  Wearing plain sweats as a base layer, safety pin oddball socks all over your body from head to toe.  Label yourself somehow with your honored title. 

 

Hugh Hefner:  If you have a silky bathrobe you can get away with this look.  Don your pajamas and slippers and tie on your best bathrobe (or your wife’s).  Instant Hugh Hefner!  To really get your point across, enlist the help of a couple of cooing bunnies to go as your sidekicks, Hugh is rarely seen without them.

 

Sexy Librarian or student:  Any plaid skirt hemmed very short with knee-highs, Mary Jane shoes and glasses will do nicely.  Tie a white blouse at your waist if you like and braid your hair if you are going for the student look, an up-do works for a librarian.  Don’t forget a couple of books for legitimacy!

 

Mechanic: A simple one-piece workman’s jumpsuit will do nicely for this look.  Make sure it has grease on it, and add some grease to your face as well.  That’s it!  An easy and perfect grease monkey! 

 

Crazy Cat Lady: Using fabric paint, take a plain sweatshirt and write I ‘heart’ Cats on the front.  Attach small stuffed cats to you with safety pins and carry as many more as you can hold. 

 

Hunter:  Wear camouflage from head to toe and carry an appropriate play weapon.  This technique also can easily be used to create an army look as well if you prefer to go that route.  Make sure and camo-paint your face as well with an appropriate make up kit.  This look is easy to create and looks very cool.

 

Broccoli Spears:  This look is a little bit silly but always gets a good laugh.  Obtain a green clown wig and wear a schoolgirl outfit for the rest of your get up. (Plaid skirt, white shirt, knee-highs and Mary Jane’s) Who are you?  Broccoli Spears!

 

Sports figure:  This is not the most original costume, but when in a pinch you can use a tennis outfit and a racket or football pads and a helmet to create a sports figure costume.  Face painting yourself for a “zombie” version of the sports figure will make it look like you at least made some effort and actually will redeem your costume immensely.  (With actually very little effort involved!)  Have fun and be creative!

 

Face Paint: To make your own last minute face paint:

  • 1 t. corn starch
  • ½ t. cold cream
  • ½ t. cold water
  • Food coloring

Mix all these together for each color you want to create.  This will wash off with cold cream.

 

Fake Blood: To make your own non-toxic fake blood:

  • 1 c. smooth peanut butter
  • 1 qt. light corn syrup
  • ½ c. liquid soap
  • 1 oz. red food coloring
  • 14 drops of blue food coloring

Mix peanut butter with the corn syrup to make a runny mixture.  Add soap and food coloring and mix well.  Add more corn syrup until you have the desired consistency.  Like most fake bloods, this will stain so use this judiciously!

 

 

Last minute costumes don’t have to be a disaster.  Aside from planning better for next year, use your creativity and you will be amazed at how even the simplest ideas can turn out to be very clever and unique.  Have fun because at Halloween that is the point!

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